lps bli brg kt jusco mid valley, aku pn turun la ke ktm utk blek umah..
as ussual, ade la 'usahawan-usahawan berjaye' yg sedang menunggu pelanggan otw utk ke ktm tu.mcm2 ade.bdk2 celcom wajib ade."bang, amik la sim card ni.free jek.siyes!"...shit.menyampah lak aku.last2 aku ckp jek yg aku 17 tahun.senyap trus die.haha..
tibe2...
apek:hello.can u give me just 1 minute?
aku:huh?hmm...ok la(actually kesian kt die)
apek:thanx.can i speak english?
aku:yeah.sure..
apek:ok.my name is bla..bla..bla..i'm from bla..bla..bla..we are diong a project bla..bla..bla.so, can please write your name n age here?
aku:just write down my name n age?that's all?
apek:yeah.that's all.btw you come here alone?where's your makwe?
aku:makwe?i don't have makwe lahh..haha..
apek:don't lie laa..really?
aku:ye la.x caye ka?
apek:if u want one, i can promote u lah.there.u see that girl?(sambil tujuk kt sorg amoi).she's single what..haha...
aku:haha..no thanx.i'm not interested in chinese girl.
apek:i also got malay friends lah.that one single(tunjuk kt sorg malay girl).that one also single(tunjuk lg sorg)
aku:xpe la..
apek:ok2.
aku:i'm done.
apek:thanx!so, as u can see here we have some items that u can buy from us(die pn kuarkn key chain bear dgn kipas tgn hiasan).bear ni comel kan?tp saye lg comel laa.kn?haha..
aku:haha..(ape la apek ni bwat lawak bodo dgn aku)
apek:u can choose which one u wanna buy.
aku:(bile mase plak aku ckp nk beli nih?)how much?
apek:hmm..around one thousand laa..same price as that car(smbil tunjuk kt satu kete buruk).hahaha...
aku:hahaha..(bwat lawak bodo lg apek ni.die igt aku bdk kecik ape)
apek:this teddy bear only 65 ringgit.this kipas only 35 ringgit.
aku:65 ringgit?!waaah!so expensive ahh??this bear is so damn small!
apek:this bear is very special maa..sgt cute kn?u can give to ur bf..eh2..sorry..ur gf..haha
aku:(lawak bodo lg..aish)how bout this kipas?
apek:this kipas aaa..i made it myself maa..i draw all these corak2 u know..
aku:(apek ni nk menipu agak2 la)sorry laa.i don't bring my money la.only got credit card.(padahal mane ade credit card..haha)
apek:(terdiam)owh..ok.so, how much u can give me?
aku:1 ringgit ok?
apek:hahaha..cannot lah.sikit sgt maa..
aku:then?10 ringgit ok?
apek:15 laa..
aku:no.no..i don't bring my money.i only got 10 ringgit.
apek:ok laa..10 ringgit.
aku:(kuarkan wallet n bg die 10 ringgit)
apek:owh.thank u.n here's ur item(kuarkn sumthing dri pocket die)
aku:huh?bnde ni?(die bg ntah ape sticker ntah.dah la kecik)
apek:ok thank u again!bye!
aku:%$#@!^&**&^%$#@!shit!aku kene tipu doe!nseb bek x bg 65 ringgit td.huh...
aku pn balik la dgn perasaan kecewa...